Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by thi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1237 views
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